Work: Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night...

By uwbeautyqueen12 - 01/03/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

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Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By kissandcontrol01 - 10/10/2015 04:22 - United States - Hanford

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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UKfan97 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

its called makeup

kiwibabe021 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)

Comments

george456 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:07

FIRST try to remove the stains, and see if they'll go away.

theQunit 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:11

buy the touch-up package or photoshop. The touch-ups would be cheaper though..

deathcab7 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:22

lemon juice takes off the blue stufff (: seriously. it works.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:10

FIRST let me acknowledge your achievement, george. FYL OP for getting paid in pennies. YDI for falling asleep counting money. What make-up won't handle, airbrushing will.

yoourface 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:34

not an fml. its called makeup, buddy.

alleyx3 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:58

haha use makeup :P

woofis 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:39

uh am I the only one who thinks it's strange that she was counting money on her face?

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:05

the simple solution: makeup. didn't require much thinking power

lendahandmanda 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:31

your an idiot woofis. she wasn't counting money on her face, she obviously laid down on the table and fell asleep. Troll. OP, just use make up. Photoshop FTW for whatever won't cover nicely.

27holes_flip 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 9:11

where do you work that you recieve pennies as part of your tip...YDI for having a shitty job

Cathrin 26

Thursday 4 February 2016 22:16

Some people will just give whatever loose change they happen to have.

htownlove 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:08

lol that sucks for u

Kiill3rQu33n16 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

ydi for falling asleep without putting the money somewhere else. but your life sucks because your pictures are going to be horrible. :p

Taylorfacepwns 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:06

off topic, but i love your hair(:

thetink 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:31

I love your hair too! <3

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:33

Nobody mentioned it besides#6, #8, #19, #32, #21. lol, just teasing. I agree though they could just use some concealer and they wouldn't have a problem any more. Guy or Girl it works for both genders in a pinch.

heyitskris 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:29

LOVE YOUR HAIR!! hehe off topic yea ever heard of foundation of concealer?

ASLGabby 9

Saturday 3 December 2016 16:36

They didn't mean to fall asleep. They probably came back from a shift as a waiter, not an easy job…

twisted_eyes 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

ooo that sucks. well at least you have money.

krad204 21

Friday 27 January 2012 20:49

Pennies are great...

kiwibabe021 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)

TheTragicReturn 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:18

Yea, I got mine touched up to remove my acne. :D

jenni_1285 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:20

makeup ftw

UKfan97 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

its called makeup

bridgette5866 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

Exactly. Even if you're a dude, it works.

cookie_monster2 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:12

Oh I feel so sorry, but there is a thing we modern girls use.....MAKEUP!! This is hardly an FML.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 1 March 2010 23:18

Um, not every girl wears makeup. SHOCK! Not everyone is the same! And it's entirely likely she lives with someone other than a female.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:05

I take bagfuls of pennies, nickels, and dimes with me into the strip club. Since I can't afford to make it rain, I just make it hail in the club.

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:34

pffft I make it snow. maybe you should go try to go to college.

cookie_monster2 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:20

you can buy some at a drugstore. it's really not hard to find makeup

haille_fml 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:35

Um, he/she can go to the store&buy some?! and I'd assume if she's a girl and is paying for senior pictures she'd most likely want to look her absolute best, and would therefore wear makeup.