Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML
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IAMLALA 0

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

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MattCole 0

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

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htownlove 0

lol aww that sucks

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reyemrein 0

Second! Give him some beer that wil put him to sleep.

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Monikabug 9

Uh, yeah that sucks! OP, you probably should have taken the toy cars away from your brother, the mini-Hulk, who somehow was able to bust your lip at the ripe age of 3. He's a baby! He doesn't know better, but you should know that if a tiny child is causing you physical pain with a toy, YOU TAKE IT AWAY and give him a stuffed animal! Sorry OP but you definitely deserved this one.

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BenLarge1 0

Have you EVER tried to babysit a 3 year old? They throw things HARD

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applesmoothiee 2

By the time he's 3 most kids know that they hurt someone when they throw stuff at them. I should know. I have three little brothers *looks at bruises*

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thefull9yards 4

ouch I know what u mean I have a 2 yr old bro

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alleyx3 0

I would smack him silly.

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MetroidSlayer01 8

If he got yelled at for something as dumb as not controlling him, what do you think would happen if he snaked him?

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killerviral 0

it's time for 100proof vodca

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asianwolf 2

that's probably why your parents yelled at you; because you didn't take away the toy.

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pipp360 0

that's a tough age! I have a 4 year old brother..., ugh

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FYLDeep 25

YDI, for not controlling him... The correct response was right in the FML.

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Austino713 0

defoinition omf bad parenting i think so... but hey now ur rdy for the real world!

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The__Redneck 7

--If he got yelled at for something as dumb as not controlling him, what do you think would happen if he snaked him?-- Same thing, but he'd feel a lot better about it after he smacked the little shit. And don't be afraid to tell y our parents not to hold you responsible for their shitty parenting skills.

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junolee 0

I would snack you any day too Hun (..?)

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JustStopSucking 0

FY parents L for having two shitty kids

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ps2stony 0

a lip for a lip makes the world go round, remember this

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StoD_fml 0

He threw car at ur mouth and made u bleed?? ooooh ! that's what she said

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nomnommonster 0

I experience daily because I live in a family of nine children. :I

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bandana01 0

oh that blows I'd be mad but of cource I never get yelled at lol

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MattCole 0

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

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MrsUchiha 0

Pretty sureee that's illegal...

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koolitaliano 0

it's not, I have 2, 3 yr old cousins, can't wait till they start

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Spirit_Of_Nature 0

LOL omg that was so funny XD even though it's wrong

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MjSmittys 0

tell him were playing hide and seek thenjust leave. e.e

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SeedlessMe 13

Yeah, really- that's how my older brother used to 'babysit' me!.....

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SeedlessMe 13

Ummm That's not the comment I replied to..

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cookie_monster2 0

Oh my god. You poor little girl. I know that feeling, although my sister never made me bleed. FYL. Again my sorrys for you.

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deathcab7 0

what an evil little child. last time I babysat , I got a fork thrown at me. not pleasant. !

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BMaC101 0

# 8 - The OP is a guy, due to the name Moneyman.

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cookie_monster2 0

oops sorry lol. i didn't read the name...

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IAMLALA 0

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

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Domonator 16

Agreed. Parenting skills are sadly lacking, here. OP, if your little brother heard them yelling at you, there is no hope unless you make him afraid of you (safely, of course).

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fisheatsbear 6

that sounds just like my dad. "they threw that at you? that's your fault for letting them have it in the first place"

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monnanon 13

haha my dad used to say the same thing. I used to get the blame for being hit with toys that i had been told to give to my brother. "You should have given him the toy, then he wouldnt have hit you with it." Hmm im pretty sure the only reason he was able to hit me with said toy is because i actually handed it to him after being screamed at and punched. Luckily hes a very nice little brother now :)

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NGM_47 0

What do you do to those kids in there!? Duct tape sounds awful! And drugging them!? WEIRDO!! Well...I guess I would do the same thing :D

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EllyH 0

Your parents is clearly not doing a great job raising him. Tell them...

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