Inappropriate, Cars and Kids: Little twit

Little twit

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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Sunday 22 March 2009 12:05

funny little kid, I should've done that while I was young :P

maryfofary 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 14:19

Ugh the same thing happened to me except it was "******" that he didn't know and my mom went in depth about how it feels when she has one :/

Comments

duckpsy 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:52

I agree with #30. Sounds like the little brother already knew what it meant.

watchandwait 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:23

the kid is my hero (:

julzziee 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:15

haha. sux. cool kid. why didnt u just make up some crap that it was hungry or something.

Heatstreak 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:24

lol he's pro

Cre6rul 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:47

Thats what you get for keeping secrets, should have took en the opportunity to scar him for life.

0___0 9

Monday 23 March 2009 6:01

#34 imagine the next day when he says, "Mom, I'm horny! Can you get me something juicy?" lmao or something!

Zwink 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:45

ok wow and let me guess your parents entirely believed him and when you claimed "no no he just asked me what it ment and i didn't tell him. i really didn't tell him to say that" they gave you a weird look and like grounded you or something, damn kids

christoefur 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:54

piece of shit little kids

Hubblebubble 0

Monday 23 March 2009 11:25

what a horrid child, i guess they go through a stage of being spiteful though just hope he grows out of it for your sake, and i bet they didnt believe you when you told them why he was shouting that