Miscellaneous: Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought...

By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

wink back. see what happens.

yayaOMG 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.

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zoo_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

LMFAO

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 4:38

 LOL thats good.

ItsCommonSense 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:43

how do they know it was you? I don't get it.

forgettingsunday 0

Monday 9 May 2011 13:33

who really gives a shit what your neighbors think, besides the dursleys? I think I would do that to my sister.

mduffy08 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:41

ROFLMAO

yayaOMG 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.

shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

wink back. see what happens.

Rach_star 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:04

LOL

ZleveL 0

Friday 9 July 2010 8:09

HOLY JESUS CAKES my name is Ahmed too! but I think it's spelled Ahmad for me... oh hell I don't know =P

eazyemad 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:23

genius

Safko 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:35

spawn of satan ..... nice :3

angelgrl01 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:42

spawn of satan...very nice but that sucks that that happened to you

dnb23 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:42

This is why you always lock your computer... YDI for that, but it's still FYL because he did some crazy shit like that.

Tri_fml 5

Friday 27 March 2009 22:43

Epic! :D

voulez_vous 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:51

Hahaha. That's hilarious. I would totally wink back at the guy if I were you. And you should so work the 'spawn of satan' thing. Do BAMF things, and the people will be too scared to yell at you.