Love and Kids: Thanks for the input

Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 3 816

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By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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You deserved it 259

By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 504

You deserved it 5 758

By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 421

You deserved it 2 978

By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 089

You deserved it 2 534

By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135 150

You deserved it 7 466

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 231

You deserved it 7 301

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 246

You deserved it 3 080

By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 011

You deserved it 5 482

By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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You deserved it 76 845

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 1 652

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:48

Unless you're a lesbian.

_miss_anonymous_ 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:22

What I would've done if my ten-year-old brother said that to me is fake-laugh in his face then "accidently" hit him over the head as I'm walking away.

Comments

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:48

Unless you're a lesbian.

blowyourspeakers 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:18

2 - good point. other than that - if you rush love, it gets really ugly. lol

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:23

He just wanted to be mean.

tatroi 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:58

LOL

thelifeer 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:20

Ya that sucks

kittylvr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:25

Listen to number four

_miss_anonymous_ 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:22

What I would've done if my ten-year-old brother said that to me is fake-laugh in his face then "accidently" hit him over the head as I'm walking away.