Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode

Living life on low battery mode

By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

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Darth_Naru 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:57

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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ShaunNaas 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:55

lol

katheo21 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:07

ahhh look on the bright side, you get cupcakes

logansgirl 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:51

That happened to me a few months back only it was a brownie calling me instead of a cupcake.

ninidunut 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:59

how is this a fml, you have muffins;)

substantialHack 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:19

Me too

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:22

Sounds like a good motivation actually.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:25

They stay fresher longer that way.

dollFehn 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 1:20

there's no cupcakes in my fridge, my mom wonders why I don't get up lol

BeibertSmitor 10

Friday 30 September 2011 9:49

In your defense, that is the only reason you NEED!

epicfailwin97 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:10

I don't understand the problem???

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