Living life on low battery mode
By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
welcome to America:) Would you like any fries with that?
What? Not a good enough reason for you? People these days..Jeez.
someone's ultra depressed and maybe should invest their thoughts in actual ways to improve the quality of their life rather than decrese it by obsessing on fattening cupcakes
Oh, shush. Dessert is okay as long as it's consumed in moderation. If you have it every day, then yes, it's bad for you! But every once in awhile isn't bad as long as exercise is involved.
yay suz u eat those cupcakes
yay suz u eat those cupcakes
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Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?
The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.