Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode

Living life on low battery mode

By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 126

You deserved it 16 775

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Darth_Naru 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:57

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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StalinsHeir 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:16

That's all the motivation I need.

dhbeaver 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:12

#nolife

delrio1d 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 9:54

hey cupcakes are amazing and great motivation!

Lorean 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 8:11

Mmmm!

Storm5526 4

Thursday 8 August 2013 23:57

Whatever gets you motivated, it's also a good way to start out the day happy :)

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 6:23

Yum, cupcakes for breakfast!

KatieMajestic 17

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:41

How is this a FML?

KatieMajestic 17

Thursday 19 September 2013 13:07

KatieMajestic 17

Wednesday 18 September 2013 9:55

I get out of bed for cupcakes all the time.

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You deserved it 11 953

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I agree, your life sucks 11 958

You deserved it 782

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I agree, your life sucks 314

You deserved it 2 040

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I agree, your life sucks 1 251

You deserved it 145

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You deserved it 255

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I agree, your life sucks 8 718

You deserved it 34 843

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