Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode

I vote you deserve it for one reason: I am SICK and TIRED of FMLs complaining about things like this. Hello! Don't complain about weight. you don't seem to be trying to lose weight, keeping cupcakes in your fridge.

LaciT07 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:58

that's awesome lol

lyssann1234 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

that sounds like me!(:

lyssann1234 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

that sounds like me!(:

olive47_fml 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:12

welcome to the USA

slowedandthrowed 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:19

cupcakes!!!

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You’re probably wondering what this website is all about. Well, it’s basically a bunch of people who had enough humor to tell you all about their shitty lives, and what it was that made their day suck a big fat one. Some are sad in funny way, som...

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Today, I woke up from a night of serious depression, drinking by myself at home, to find a USB stick wrapped in plastic up my vagina, with "Top secret" written on it. There was nothing on the stick when I checked. I may need to give tequila a rest and switch back to gin. FML

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Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML

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Today, I was about to go out and get some groceries, but the moment I slammed the door I realized my keys were still inside. My inner caveman instincts told me to immediately break down the door, so now I have to get a doorknob replacement instead of food. FML

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Today, my dog peed on my bed because my parents were presumably having sex and I was too scared to go downstairs and take her out because of it. FML

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Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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