Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Living the dream

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By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:41

Use one of her shirts to clean it up then she might learn to do it herself next time.

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:39

Scoop all the vomit into a bucket and pour it back onto her face while she's sleeping. Maybe she'll learn the lesson. Or she will wake up and won't remember a thing. Win/Win

Comments

Khaleesi_26 30

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:41

I'd leave it for her to clean up. That is disgusting, I understand things happen... But more then once?

dkrueges 9

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:42

don't slip

briang959 47

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:43

Take a dump in her room.

AverageJoey 18

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:44

Throw up on her?

ProfessorMctitie 20

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:56

Thats when you slap her silly and tell her to clean it up, you shouldnt have to clean it!

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:58

Puke in her purse... She'll get the hint.

immaloser95 28

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:59

That's a bitch OP. If I were you I'd start taking the alcohol away from her. Dumb people need to learn their limits.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:01

Very gross by the way

bluebluhblou 15

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:03

I smell a cat fight... Oh no, that's, puke. I smell puke.

Maggi_1997 15

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:03

If you compare the efforts needed to clean the floor they're much higher than the efforts needed to clean one's own face. I can understand your condition op but pl be a bit more kind cuz the person is sick.

MercyFrag 22

Tuesday 13 January 2015 21:24

It doesn't sound like she's sick; it sounds like she's drinking too much, making a mess, and expecting the OP to clean it up like I'm assuming her mother has done up until now. Which if it that is the case, and she's awake enough to wash her face: she's awake enough to clean up her own mess and be a considerate roommate- instead of being some spoiled brat who thinks these things just happen magically. (I agree though, that it would be a different circumstance if she had the flu, but either way the OP is being nice already. Vomit is gross.)

Maggi_1997 15

Wednesday 14 January 2015 6:59

all I wanted to say was that nowhere has op mentioned that the room mate puked cuz of too much alcohol. and no sane person would act like that without a reason. so I thought she/he might be sick.

classicsparkles 17

Wednesday 14 January 2015 18:15

Adults don't leave their bodily fluids for their roomates to clean up, even if they are "sick". Roomates have zero obligation to care for other roomates like children.