By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
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harrypotter955 19

Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.

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Serisent 26

That's a little sickening, isn't it?

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Serisent 26

That's a little sickening, isn't it?

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Jaxx66 21

Whoa! Where is all the anger coming from??

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iAlissa 34

Yeah, seriously. Calm your shit down guys, I found the comment amusing.

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Wizzlbang 10

I swear to god, Carlos...

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RocketNinjaFish 12

A little? That's more than just "a little" sickening. That's just disgusting!

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flockz 19

at least she missed your face.

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lilhellian 26

I was personally thinking that in the middle night the hair rubbed over her face.

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DogsPaw 16

I wouldn't care where it was. ***** still nasty.

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RemyX1 7

yeah Thats funny. Shoulda kept the bed

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Bakarra 22

^Has the power of 20/20 vision into the past? Yea I hear that's pretty rare

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Elfkid21 19

word!! i probably wouldn't have given up my bed in the first place!!

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harrypotter955 19

Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.

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ComoEsJuan 24

...what happens if OP ends up kicking the shit out her?!

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Jaxx66 21

She couldn't help it. I would be upset, but why kick her? She probably didn't have time to run to the bathroom. Also, from the sounds of it, she was passed out right after.... I would think if someone puked on you, -and they were aware- they'd at least wake you up to clean yourself off. Since she didn't, I think she was still asleep, or so tired she didn't see that she puked on her family.

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Vidrill 22

It's a little embarassing to get sick at someone else's house... Still, she should have tried to get to the bathroom quicker....

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420Zombie 17

In that situation op probably would have just been trampled instead lol. Lose - lose situation, in my eyes

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seriouscat 11

I'd rather me trampled on than have vomit in my hair.

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Tempest151 11

She had two sides of the bed to choose to throw up over and she chose your side. You should feel special.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Unless the bed is against the wall.

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Bakarra 22

My bed is up against the wall, now I have so much more room for activities!

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dinosxxrawr 22

karma has a funny way of working these days.

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Bakarra 22

Are we assuming that OP has screwed her cousin over sometime in the past? Cuz it seems like the cousin is just a douche too lazy to get up and yak in the toilet, not karma

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Jaxx66 21

How is that karma?? Letting someone take your bed sounds like a very nice thing to me. But I also think that OP's cousin was sound asleep and didn't have time to go too the bathroom. You don't always get foresight into these occurrences.

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dinosxxrawr 22

i do believe there's good and bad karma. I meant OP was being a good person but ended up getting puked on. and that's karma being an ass.

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olpally 32

*vomit orgy* lol. Oh man, Where else did she puke??? Never mind, I don't want to know. Time for a hair cut!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

*gags* The image of a vomit orgy is going to haunt for the rest of the day... Thanks!

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sux4u121 10

*faps* the image of a vomit orgy is going to arouse me for the rest of my life.

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olpally 32

You're welcome #50! :) haha. And 59, DA FUQ is wrong with you? If that's sarcasm, that's really terrible, if not, you got issues regardless of what you say now.

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sux4u121 10

Not sarcasm, atleast I wouldn't call it sarcasm, just my sick way of ******* with people... And their vomit.

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Alycat6363 15

Maybe she secretly hates you? Fyl for being nice to her and her being a bitch back

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whatthefreshhell 15

Sometimes people get sick and can't get to the bathroom in time, especially in a strange house. If you've never thrown up while you were asleep, consider yourself lucky.

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