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LMAO FML

By notfunny - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied, "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

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britt93 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 5:02

don't ever confess your love over texting!!! that's like breaking up over texting. what next, a note? "do you like me? check yes or no"

peff_fml 6

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:59

sounds like what would happen to me

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GETOVERIT2039 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:19

Well you did it by text that is pretty funny.

littledre 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:36

was he supposed to talk u seriousley. it was over a txt. you don't tell someone u like them over a message

linduhh 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:43

sounds like someone i know... he says "lmao" to pretty much everything though

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:50

^ Cartoons are for children. Anime is for real men.

Giraffelover1097 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:53

:/ poor yu

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:53

Stop being a puss & ask him out in person. Him saying no isn't that big of a deal. You should feel accomplished that you even had the nuts to say anything to him.

Danij101 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:27

why would you send that in a text?

KeirieMay 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:36

haha sorry but that's hilarious! :D

italiantechno20 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:46

tht sux but u shldve done it face to face

viciouspanda 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:10

well duh. why would you text someone that?! should've told him in person or at least an actual letter or something. lol.

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