Lobster rock

By Fonzie34 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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DGross 8

I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

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vexis58 1

I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

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twat_waffle15 0

"Today, I was lobstering." That alone should be an FML. Best. *******. Word. Everr. Adding it to urban dictionary right now...

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LiterOfCola 16

There's nothing urban about lobstering, you baboon. It's what everyone calls catching lobsters.

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EqualisticDan 0

..Really? is the "verb" "lobstering" that exciting people?...0.o"

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CallMeHush 0

Lobstering is kind of exciting, oh look at that. More butter, I told you it was exciting.

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ZachIsASaint 1

33 comment and PeTA douches saying YDI for hurting poor lobsters? Today is a good day.

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blastvortex 3

It's not like you have no recourse, OP. If it means so much to you, get your coworker written up for it.

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Stotan1228 0

OP you have an awesome life if you get to ******* lobster for a career.

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unpossible 26

Have you ever read Fight Club? Remember the lessons of the Paper Street Soap Company: know the dangers of the task at hand, learn not to disassociate from physical pain, and be present. You know how a lobster attack feels. You now have nothing to fear at your job, except drowning. See if he'll throw you in the drink next time.

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idkweird 0

Mmmmmm, lobster! I so want to take a trip up the coast of Maine so I can stop at places along the way and try all the lobster :D

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gravessm 0

your friend is a dousche!! lol

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bfffness 0

ur lucky he didn't take part of ur ear off... those things are strong

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