Lobster rock

By Fonzie34 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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DGross 8

I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

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vexis58 1

I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

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vexis58 1

I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

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fantastamazing 10

It means "to fish for lobsters." But that's not entirely accurate, since you catch them in a trap, and no one wants to say that they're "trapping lobsters"

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fantastamazing 10

It means "to fish for lobsters." But that's not entirely accurate, since you catch them in a trap, and no one wants to say that they're "trapping lobsters"

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amymarie13 0

just as immature to tell him to do that

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perdix 29

I decided it would be funny if you gave his girlfriend crabs.

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No_Intentions 0

@ 12 I lol'd. But I don't think cats like being taken to work... dilemma?

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creativegenius 0

Snickers!!! just be quiet for five minutes you know nothing know it all!!!!

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ElMundio87 0

I'm confused, neither the comment that you replied to, nor the poster that was referenced in the comment you replied to was actually Snickerdoodles.

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Gazoooo 0

Forget the lobster/balls deal. You should have popped him in the nose but you didn't. I agree with the "Epic Win" comment. You missed your chance.

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shamille 5

huh. I didn't know lobster was a verb. I guess it's better than "fishing for lobster" though.

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amazingjane 0

what a ********!

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Patsfan207 0

Of course lobstering is a verb. Just as much as "fishing", "farming" and "harvesting". Being born and raised in Maine, I may have had a little more exposure to the word than others.

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