Lobster rock

By Fonzie34 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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DGross 8

I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

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vexis58 1

I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

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hedgehogs 0

and it WAS assault and battery. That guy should be fired and pay your medical expenses.

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idkweird 0

What medical expenses? his ear was swollen for 5 hours....that's it. What exactly does he need to see a doctor for? If he's out lobstering, he shouldn't be such a whiny bitch!

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HJB 0

Maybe you shouldn't be harrassing lobsters. Their trying to not have there claws tied up asshole

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Stotan1228 0

he wasn't harassing it he was doing his job you stupid tree hugger. we're sorry you want to destroy the economy just so you can save some animals who're too stupid to know their being used for a good purpose. like they have been since civilization began ya know?

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Erindub 0

Make one pinch his nuts. But either way you ought to eat the offending lobster.

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Wolfex999 0

Only five hours? But ouch, that probably hurt.

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chocobunnyyumyum 0

too bad your not a girl, OP. We can hide our ears with our hair... :P but i know how you feel. I had a swollen eye for a week. i could see out of one eye only...

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rinimoon 0

i hope you punched them in the eye thats horrible and dangerous

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