Transportation: So sorry

So sorry

By Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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You deserved it 4 832

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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You deserved it 1 901

By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 16 851

Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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You deserved it 332

By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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You deserved it 8 468

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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You deserved it 10 143

By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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You deserved it 3 332

By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 950

You deserved it 5 676

By letsloseweight - 13/07/2009 11:30 - Korea Republic of

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 302

You deserved it 45 238

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 767

You deserved it 52 228

Chocolate_Cake 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:08

Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p

thefaded 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:14

FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.

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Chocolate_Cake 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:08

Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Monday 31 August 2009 21:54

YDI for taking bus.

monicamischief 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:02

this isn't really an FML though. awkward, yes, but also funny. it's not really like it was a serious incident; the lady can just putt he wig back on and it is unlikely they will every see each other again.

reverseesrever 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:07

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and some inconsiderate woman rushed by a friend and I and hit me with her umbrella. It knocked my wig off. FML

minkledoo22 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:22

yeah.... it would be a LOT more akward for her than it was for you.

hkguy 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 9:33

FHL more like - we should look out for another FML shortly saying "Today, I took the bus and it was raining and this guy ripped my wig off my head" ...

filip_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:45

#44 ok people have got to stop posting "inverse FMLs" it's become so annoying, especially when it's not at all funny like this one

sheehan35 2

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:38

44? u mean 52? lol fail

Aeiou202 0

Friday 25 February 2011 8:21

you mean 51

mydgmax 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 20:51

she must have been so pissed!! :p

yourdumb 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:08

yeah that sucks.

GirlFromKuwait 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:11

aw, crap. Poor woman! What did she do next? Get mad at you?

DovdGraaf 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:12

Sucks but it's funny at the same time. I hope she didn't get mad?

Disenchanted_fml 5

Monday 31 August 2009 20:13

lmao omg thats hilarious

thefaded 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:14

FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.

BadOwner 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:15

they should really change the name from fmylife to f my life today because im to insecure to get over my problems. soon, fmylife.com will just be "today i dropped a bag of chips. fml" WE ALL HAVE GOOD FMLs THAT NEVER GET PUBLISHED! FTL