Drunk, Scary and Miscellaneous: Lock your doors

Lock your doors

By jerrid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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spikey818 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

the door should have been locked in the first place

deadsrs 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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cheer4ever96 8

Monday 18 April 2011 23:14

there's something called a dead bolt...try it.

kenhan07 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:36

ydi.. lock ur doors next time

PlasteredClown 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 10:09

Here's a crazy thought. Lock your doors.

joenuuuuu 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:50

Lock your door then?

BeautyOfGrac3 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:17

You dumb ass -.- pray next time it's not slender man

cwl727 32

Friday 11 April 2014 21:49

YDI for not locking your doors.

bosniangirl27 21

Sunday 18 January 2015 4:58

Thats why you always lock your door

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