Lock your doors
By jerrid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By jerrid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
haha owned. 1st
you shoulda stab him
.. Everybody?
uhnmnm you should always have your door locked??? I hope an old homeless man walks threw your door!
i always keep my doors locked. now i know why i do.
wow freeze every time I see ur pic I think it's a swastika lol
hahahahahaaaahahshaha
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canadians generally don't, but that's because we don't have to. we're not war mongering drunk assed ignorant criminals like the Americans.
I think she meant on an iPod, Sirin
Oh.
to bad you live In commie-fornia and couldn't defend yourself
@76 ur totally right. even in toronto i dont bother locking my doors while im in the house (during the days)
16 you're hot
**** that. my door hasn't even been closed since summer started lol
Maybe it's just me, but Im thinking that not everyone lives in a city where breakins are common... Besides, the OP didn't say ThEY left the door unlocked... maybe their roomie left it unlocked and they didn't know it until the drunkard attacked? LoL... Guess they found out huh? lols... I've heard of this happening in hotels too.... Now that I don't get... Who leaves a hotel room unlocked!? That's just dumb... but anywho... not the point lol
I'm with #11 YDI.
I do.
Seriously 43????
I can't even get out of the house without a key. on top of that, everyone's carrying! would be a bad day for a stupid drunk man if he caught the door unlocked
wow, where the **** do you people live that you *always* keep your doors locked, even when you're there during the day? I live in a ******* shit hole trailer court and leave my doors unlocked when I'm home. maybe it's just because I'm not a ******* pussy.
should sew the dude or atleast hit him really hard and get away with it due to self defence lol free punch
I live in alaska and have no idea what they are talking about. who leaves there door locked while they are home?
@116 or maybe it's because even if this were the holocaust and you were Jewish neither you, or your stuff is worth taking. i bet your house as been broken into and the guy that did it said to himself " this shit isn't worth anything" and walked back out. oh and no offense intended towards Jewish people...Jesus is awesome. so is Seth Rogan
The world would be better off without McDonalds...
@ 43 who the **** gets drunk in the middle of the day???
u diserve it for robbing that guys imaginary house. theif!
this made me laugh
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there wasn't any breaking though...
why would anyone lock their door when they are just sitting around the house ? its not like the OP knew some drunk guy was gonna walk in.
Why would you NOT lock your door... ever? You must live in the middle of nowhere.
We never lock the door here. We've never had anyone break in, just some schizophrenic lady from a few miles down knocking on the door at three am. And our cars got robbed. Since then, we've started locking cars. Not the house. Upstairs we have 4 ar-15's an ak, a German sks, and a few others that are off the books ;). I welcome people to try to rob the place.
haha, gotta love drunk people :)
number 2 is hot
i agree 36 she is VERY hot
haha, why thankyouu :)
haha 92 you're hot :D
lmao :)
i woulda beat his ass and made him my bitch :3
I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*
Okay rere I was saying that as a pointing to ME sneaking in their house in the middle of the night. Use your brain you have it for a reason.
@ 17 that's how people get robbed and raped and murdered. am I the only "law and order" fan in here? even before the show I was always careful. Attention FMLers: ALWAYS lock the door. if somebody is looking for a house to rob and they're going to different houses to see which one is unlocked guess who's getting robbed? if you're being targeted and your Door is locked and they have to break a window at least you'll hear it and have a chance to react properly. not to mention if you get robbed and the guy gets caught, if your door was unlocked he can't be charged with 'breaking and entering' meaning he'll get less time. more than likely you'll be in that same house by the time he gets out and guess who'll know a little bit more about not getting caught after prison? oh and the neighborhood doesn't really matter...the nicer the neighborhood the smarter the criminal so once again ALWAYS lock the door sorry...had to say that. I need all my fellow FMLers safe and sound :-)
A winX2 at #35.
Agreed. Someone tried to rob my apartment when I was inside "doing nothing". Always lock the door.
WIN Swag
why was your door unlocked? you deserved it... but I'm still sorry.
ydi. for keeping your door unlocked. The city is scary. unless you lived in a good neighbor hood, but still keep the doors locked!
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the door should have been locked in the first place
I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*