Logical fallacy
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She sounds a bit stuck up.
I'm guessing your girlfriend is blonde.
I'm guessing she isn't the smartest duck in the pond...
Its duct tape its used on air ducts
**** your life? Dude, you picked /her/.
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"Duct" tape isn't really for ducts, the constant heating and cooling actually makes it's performance worse than heavy duty masking tape or even cellophane tape. duck tape as in "like water off a duck's back" was originally for the military to seal water out of ammo cans, soldiers ended up using it for all sorts of other things too
You can get surgery to fix your physical apearence. But you can't fix stupid. Teachers have tried.
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Wait, you're NOT supposed to use duct tape on ducks???
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