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By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By Virginia6810 - 14/10/2019 02:00

Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML

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By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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Be proud, stand tall

By fiddlercrab - 27/03/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Brierley Hill

Today, I'd like to thank Alexa for my notification, saying ”You bought a 4-pound bag of Jawbreakers recently, would you like to share your feedback with Amazon prime customers?" My wife heard the message and laughed. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 02:01 - Australia - Kenwick

Today, the only notification I got on my phone all day was a reminder I set to take a fibre supplement and stool softener. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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Geeking out

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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Panic! At the Costco

By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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What is happening right now?

By Kevin can't wait - 21/09/2024 12:00 - France - Brest

Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML

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By Sam - 21/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 June 2019 0:48

If you’re completely out of toilet paper, that would be exciting for you. And disgusting for the rest of us.

katiepda 11

Friday 28 June 2019 2:02

that's too funny Amazon delivered my toilet paper today and I was just thinking I wonder if anyone else orders toilet paper in Amazon lol

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 June 2019 0:48

If you’re completely out of toilet paper, that would be exciting for you. And disgusting for the rest of us.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 28 June 2019 1:48

why would you but toilet paper from amazon??

katiepda 11

Friday 28 June 2019 2:03

I do.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 June 2019 2:58

Because he’s a fiscally responsible asswipe.

katiepda 11

Friday 28 June 2019 2:02

that's too funny Amazon delivered my toilet paper today and I was just thinking I wonder if anyone else orders toilet paper in Amazon lol

nerd102 19

Friday 28 June 2019 5:28

Honestly, that’s pretty awesome.

shenell_ferguson 3

Friday 28 June 2019 7:06

why would you buy toilet paper from amazon when you could go to the a nearby store?😂🤣

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