Best teeth in the game

By floss can't skewer people - 22/09/2021 02:00

Today, my stepfather refused to drive me to the hospital after having a toothpick that was left on the floor lodge itself and break off in the bottom of my foot. He's the only person in the house that uses toothpicks. FML
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Chazzster 28

This needs a visit to an urgent care clinic - not an ER. ER’s in the USA are very expensive and usually have very long waiting unless it’s a genuine life threatening emergency - And this is not that. While this can be somewhat painful, in reality it’s a “splinter” in your foot and not a medical emergency that is life threatening. In the future, wear house shoes, sandals, or flip-flops even in the house to avoid this. You can’t fix your stepfather’s sloppy habits with his toothpicks, but you can protect your feet.

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RichardPencil 30

When it comes to selecting men, your mom isn't very... ...wait on it... ...picky! (Or maybe she's very picky. I can't decide.)

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Chazzster 28

This needs a visit to an urgent care clinic - not an ER. ER’s in the USA are very expensive and usually have very long waiting unless it’s a genuine life threatening emergency - And this is not that. While this can be somewhat painful, in reality it’s a “splinter” in your foot and not a medical emergency that is life threatening. In the future, wear house shoes, sandals, or flip-flops even in the house to avoid this. You can’t fix your stepfather’s sloppy habits with his toothpicks, but you can protect your feet.

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RichardPencil 30

When it comes to selecting men, your mom isn't very... ...wait on it... ...picky! (Or maybe she's very picky. I can't decide.)

9 1