Drunk, Thief and Money: Best night out ever

Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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You deserved it 13 069

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 701

You deserved it 5 944

By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 014

You deserved it 5 916

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 202

You deserved it 3 918

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 21 640

By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 324

You deserved it 3 408

By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 997

You deserved it 42 374

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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You deserved it 28 358

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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You deserved it 43 471

By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 844

You deserved it 4 744

By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 853

You deserved it 3 688

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:06

i bet it was a man you squeezed too

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:08

YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

Comments

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:06

i bet it was a man you squeezed too

too_much_fun 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:47

Yes, thanks for the money

eliz3 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:09

"too much fun", due to the fact I live in England and actually am English, I am more likely than yourself to know whether we all have bad teeth or not. And we don't.

luvtheknot 6

Friday 21 May 2010 0:32

Yeah youay not have bad teeth but you are all a bunch of iggnorant twats

Monado 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:06

Your wallet may be gone, but at least you had a little "Pinchy pinchy" going on ;)

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:08

YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

playfuldesk 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:09

Haha keep your wallet by your ****

Daaniellee1234 8

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:11

Theres too many of these wallet FML's.

LatinoHeat 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:12

YDI for thinking that Clay Aiken had grabbed your ass.

Illumi113 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:18

What is wrong with you homophobic trolls? You immediately assume that the OP is gay and say he deserves whatever happened for being gay. Do you think that it's funny to make everybody on the site hate your guts? People like you should die painfully. I hope you realize that any reasonable person would rather be gay than be one of the contemptible sons of bitches who constantly bash gays as if they're inherently evil.

jacklol 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:33

******

CluelessOne 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:21

That's the point of a troll. Stop feeding him.

deathmajestic 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:19

yes, yes it is the reason to be a troll. i because ive been trolling on yt for a while

daymann 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 6:45

nope I'd rather be a gay hater

hairytoenails 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:15

ydi for having a pet llama

hazelbower 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:54

what? sooooo stupid

DovdGraaf 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:19

Stupid to ave it in your back-pocket but it sucks

fbirem 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:19

Man, that couldn't have been more British

eliz3 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:23

After every FML from the UK someone seems to post this. How exactly is this so British?

lolwatlol 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:24

why the **** was your wallet there in the first place? Might as well wear a sign in your ass that says "STEAL MY WALLET, I LIKE IT... AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT PINCH MY ASS"