Lonely, Awkward and Love: Lonely boy

Lonely boy

By Tom - 27/10/2011 20:00 - United States

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By Puick - 26/12/2013 23:50 - France - Sonchamp

Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

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skatepunk96 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:51

Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.

CakeZombie 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:52

Um, it IS a party...

Comments

girl112891 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:30

I've always been the "spare tire" when it came to going out. Usually the 5th wheel. And those who don't get it, it means every one else is coupled up besides you. Odd number out of the evens.

Aprilfoolsjoke 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:58

Must've been a trucker party(18 wheeler)

LeRae 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:27

Bring the blow-up doll next time.

Cookie4597 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:52

Oh, you should count yourself lucky. Five days a week, I'm the 53rd wheel. FML

redmonkey224539 9

Thursday 26 January 2012 6:20

So your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler

kristah7 0

Friday 30 March 2012 4:14

Join the club

cp1338 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:38

Wonder why....

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 26 January 2013 19:20

Man I've seen 18 wheelers but that IS a bit much

amisenho 11

Thursday 18 April 2013 23:05

Oh, please. I've been the even-numbered wheel at most places, even at my own birthday parties as a kid. Yes, I've also been the second wheel, if that even makes sense.