Long haul

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have to go on a 7-hour-bus ride sitting beside my ex-boyfriend's mother. We broke up because she told him to. FML
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littlexlune 16

Time to meet a man, not a boy.

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TheWildRover1 12

Are you like 15 or something? Controlling mothers are the worst!

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sunnyray812 42

"Mommy says I can't see you anymore or she'll spank my bum."

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TecheyTim 14

I sure you've head of the game "Wack-A-Mole".....why don't you try playing the Japanese version, "Smack-A-Bitch"??

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phatdaddy62 23

Sounds like the game invented by the SlapaHo Indians.

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catmcross 7

Sounds like a good time to give her hell for being so controlling!

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TogeBara 12

Had three different parents tell their children I couldn't date them. The girls and I were all the same age, (this was back in high school) I had good grades, and I always brought the girls home on time. Their reason that we couldn't date? I have yet to figure out. I actually helped 2 of the girls pass their classes by tutoring them at their house in the living room where they could keep an eye on us. I was the perfect boyfriend by most parent's eyes.

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burritosrgood 12

This one doesn't end with FML either. FML

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

If he actually wanted to be with you, he wouldn't have broken up with you.

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