Transportation, Awkward and Love: Long haul

Long haul

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have to go on a 7-hour-bus ride sitting beside my ex-boyfriend's mother. We broke up because she told him to. FML

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littlexlune 16

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:42

Time to meet a man, not a boy.

TheWildRover1 12

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:41

Are you like 15 or something? Controlling mothers are the worst!

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peacejunior 12

Wednesday 9 October 2013 14:52

-Mommy can I share my sandwich with my ex? It might be awkward but definitely funny situation. How old is he anyway?

icepick23 12

Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:14

That's awesome! You should berate her the entire time, burp in her face & pass gas often.

Cathaniel 4

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:54

time to choke a bitch

SaintJimmy21 19

Wednesday 9 October 2013 21:07

Time for some petty revenge by eating lots of onions and beans...

dakgonzales 2

Thursday 10 October 2013 4:46

ma am did u know ur son has a lil weener

bazookajoey 27

Thursday 10 October 2013 6:40

The infamous over controlling mother. I feel you OP

kyla_milan13 5

Monday 14 October 2013 5:45

You didn't need him anyway if he breaks up with you because his mom says so. On to the next one girl.

alexxxxxxxx_fml 6

Monday 14 October 2013 8:57

I hate it when moms get into relationships. A lot of great relationships have gone down the drain because of moms like this one. Sorry to hear OP.

Krazzyjay 6

Monday 14 October 2013 22:10

Dang that sucks but I would have asked her why she told him to broke up with u and if she got bothered she would have sat somewhere else lol

El_Persono 1

Thursday 17 October 2013 2:34

Are you sure your life isn't a 90s romcom? That's just a bizarre situation to end up in.

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