Transportation, Awkward and Love: Long haul

Long haul

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have to go on a 7-hour-bus ride sitting beside my ex-boyfriend's mother. We broke up because she told him to. FML

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littlexlune 16

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:42

Time to meet a man, not a boy.

TheWildRover1 12

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:41

Are you like 15 or something? Controlling mothers are the worst!

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XxF_MY_LIFExX 12

Friday 1 November 2013 19:16

Wow! Talk about awkward.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Monday 4 November 2013 3:13

It's okay, you don't want to be with a momma's boy anyway. Do you really always want to be second best in his life, at best?

lkfoster1 7

Wednesday 4 June 2014 20:03

Your ex is a bitch, he wouldn't make a good husband anyway

tdawg91 17

Friday 17 October 2014 5:40

Tell her all about your new boyfriend who's mother is amazing and how much better your life is without a cry baby, mamas boy

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