Long John

By piratequeen - 07/08/2009 17:39 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML
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Hermyoni 0

That is funny. Not only because your husband has a pirate fetish but because your neighbors overheard it.

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unkinged44 0

also when u have an ****** yell THAR SHE BLOWS

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suckmysarcasm 10

no when he's about to cum she should yell "prepare to fire the cannon" lol

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MLSxxox 3

ROFLMAO!!! Your husband is hilarious!!! xxox

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samoyed16 0

okay, that made my night haha! next time maybe he'll say something like "THER SHE BLOWS!" hahaha amazing moment

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girlslikeboyz 0

What ive learned from this A) Your neighbor sounds like shed be a great charachter on desperate housewives B) The man your in the relationship with is WEIRD yet hilarious C) Dont have sex to where ur neighbors can hear (even though i wont be doing it for a LONG TIME considering im too young in my opinion)

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ryguy997 0

at least you did it. yell pirate crap back!!

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twinsrhot 0

this website makes me feel great about myself, no wonder its so ezy to get laid with people like that around, sry 4 bein a douche but some things u just dnt say in bed

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