Health, Accident and Ironic: Look out! - FML

Look out!

By Danger. Hard Hat Area. - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Philadelphia

Today, while walking past a construction site on my way to class, a hard hat fell off a roof and hit me on the head. FML

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kitsuneluvuh 12

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:41

That is some of the most delicious irony I have ever tasted. Hope you're okay.

Mowmee 14

Sunday 29 January 2017 2:10

Hope your okay OP:)

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fmyinternet 13

Monday 30 January 2017 0:26

"Today, while working my job as a construction worker high up, my hat falls off. FML"

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