Embarrassing, Airplanes and Transportation: Look where you're going, dude

Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

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nuga 0

Friday 24 April 2009 21:55

How badly did they park the plane?? I've never seen people fall through the crack...seems like they would get a lot of lawsuits from that.

blazin_b 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:43

It's kinda funny. If you would've laughed at yourself, maybe you could've picked her up

shaPOW 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:45

wow, that sucks. but shouldn't you know never ever to cross that crack between the ramp and the plane without watching your step?

linguica 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:47

BS. Boarding ramps are REQUIRED BY LAW to be a certain maximum distance away from the plane. Next time you board a plane look for the big signs around the joystick controls saying that it MUST be no more than 4 inches or so away from the plane fuselage.

fresvik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:52

bruised balls, lol

taureau139 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:05

This is fake.. no way the gap was big enough for you to fall through, and if it were big enough then how did you stop midway and hit your balls?? you wouldve gone completely through

im_bored 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:08

LOL @ #10. God Bless America =)

Derick_Z 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:12

I'm gonna have to call BS. The gap simply isn't large enough to fall through and get caught halfway down.

CowGoesMoo 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:12

I'm sorry, there is no way this is true. As someone who commutes very often on a plane, you can't fit your foot through the crack, much less your entire leg. Also, there is no way the stewardess would laugh at you, she (and everyone else) would be kissing your ass so hard so you don't sue them.