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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 254

You deserved it 5 166

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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You deserved it 12 048

By Anonymous - 07/04/2017 04:00

Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 674

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 544

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 222

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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You deserved it 39 029

Devious, the lot of them

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 23:03

Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML

I agree, your life sucks 512

You deserved it 2 341

By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 952

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 876

You deserved it 8 856

Tarvo1 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:10

You must have a terribad combover.

schwancy 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:15

Donald Trump is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

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lovelyliz916 5

Friday 1 October 2010 9:38

Lol @ "terribad"..way to go #2 :P

Tarvo1 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:08

Danke. [:

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 1 October 2010 9:44

Shoulda screamed out "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"

ijenah 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:52

awww sorry op, those guys were assholes don't listen to them :)

Alkix 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:58

Maybe what they really said was... "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump" No wait, that's the same thing... sorry, that sucks.

Jimboom 11

Friday 1 October 2010 10:17

Turn around and go "Your fired assholes!" That way it would have at least shown you have a sense of humour. ;-)

saragr94 2

Friday 1 October 2010 10:45

haha wow i'm sorry

tralalafifa 0

Friday 1 October 2010 11:37

sorry but... HAHAHAHHAHAH

Zervant 0

Friday 1 October 2010 12:29

it IS kind of funny though…

19eightyeight 4

Friday 1 October 2010 12:37

MAYBE they meant Donald trump's daughter. ivanka trump. if they did, I need to know u. lol.

itsybitsyspider 0

Friday 1 October 2010 12:53

at least you look rich!

19eightyeight 4

Friday 1 October 2010 12:58

that's one way to look at it. haha.

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Same thing different taste

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Devious, the lot of them

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