Love: Lookalike

Lookalike

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 252

You deserved it 5 165

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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You deserved it 12 048

By Anonymous - 07/04/2017 04:00

Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 672

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 220

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 535

You deserved it 39 025

Devious, the lot of them

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 23:03

Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML

I agree, your life sucks 512

You deserved it 2 339

By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 952

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 875

You deserved it 8 856

Tarvo1 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:10

You must have a terribad combover.

schwancy 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:15

Donald Trump is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

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icuddy69 0

Monday 4 October 2010 0:14

he's rich, why that bad? UFO

far_east 6

Monday 4 October 2010 19:09

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.. ugly OP

Lils123 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 11:11

LMAO.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Friday 8 October 2010 6:50

icuddy69: Completely missing the point.

shaunadevine 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:38

Maybe you misheard, he might have said "She's got a nice rump!" :)

vitti 2

Friday 17 December 2010 23:25

What they clearly meant to say was that you look like a million bucks! :)

Arch27 27

Monday 14 November 2011 14:43

You should have told them both that they were fired.

thericcanator 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:04

Atleat Donald trump is effin amazing

thatguynamedsky 32

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:09

NO!!!!

callieo12 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:42

well his hair....

sceptic 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 20:51

Maybe if you brushed your hair once in a while and maybe put some make up on you could at least achieve looking like an ugly sister of Donald Trump

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Lookalike

Same thing different taste

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Devious, the lot of them

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