Lookin' good

By Sleeping Beauty - 19/12/2015 19:20 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, my wife decided to put makeup all over my face as I slept. She didn't tell me until after I went to the gas station to grab some beer. Looks like I will have to find a new place to buy beer from now on. FML
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Cadeth 13

Don't worry OP you're a strong independent man who don't need no beer!

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MisterKnowItAll 15

You probably looked fabulous.

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Tripartita 44

"Today, as a cashier, I sold one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen beer. It turns out he was actually a regular costumer whose wife jokingly put makeup on him before he left. I've never been so confused and forlorn in my life. FML"

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Baron_Kaz 15

A wife with a sense of humor!! Cool. You should meet my sorry excuse.. Then you will appreciate what you got!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I'd hate to BE your "sorry excuse" if you talk about her on public forums like this. Sheesh.

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deathstroke990 22

why tf do men complain about their wives so much, you like in ******* los Angeles nobody forced you into this ohmygod.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Oh come on 42. It's not only men who complain about their partner. And just because this idiot does, doesn't mean every guy complains. Having said that, #17 you're a an asshole to say that.

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deathstroke990 22

but 47, you've gotta know what I mean. its like a running joke in every sitcom "hahha I'm a poor marries man n I chose this but my life is now over hahhahahaha"

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MonstreBelle 29

Just because your wife doesn't find assholes funny doesn't mean she doesn't have a sense of humor. The real sorry excuse here is you

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Mynamewontfi 40

#53 I know what you mean, like the stereotypical nagging housewife. But it goes both ways, like the stereotypical, good for nothing, lazy, unattractive husband.

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thenewgirl29 20

In Canada we can't grab beer from gas stations or grocery stores. We have to go to government regulated liquor stores most of the time with shitty hours. Consider yourself lucky.

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Lightyuriman 9

i work in a gas station sadly, i would'nt have have given you a second thought seeing as i've seen worse

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CliffyB03 28

I would be this wife

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DoomedGemini 37

Big difference between makeup which can be washed off and hair that has to grow back, which can take a long time.

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interesting33 36

Ahh I'd say try not to worry about it - nothing wrong with guys wearing makeup so the person at the station shouldn't judge you

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drrobotnik1 18

you live in new york. no one cares. it's not like you did this in alabama.

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doemetoch 28

Hate to break it to you, but your wife sounds a lot more fun than you.

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