Lookin' good

By Sleeping Beauty - 19/12/2015 19:20 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, my wife decided to put makeup all over my face as I slept. She didn't tell me until after I went to the gas station to grab some beer. Looks like I will have to find a new place to buy beer from now on. FML
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Cadeth 13

Don't worry OP you're a strong independent man who don't need no beer!

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MisterKnowItAll 15

You probably looked fabulous.

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katina1236 20

You probably looked fantastic. And if you know the workers at the store it'll be a good laugh. When I was little my mom and I painted my dads nails he went out for groceries and didn't realize it until the teller was staring at his hands

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gemstone586 12

seriously, why is there no "that's hilarious" button?!? hahaha

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ko051598 20

Sounds like something I'm going to do when I'm married. Haha

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spidaman 14

no. not fyl. you can buy beer from a gas station. You're lucky.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Work it. Your wife is a keeper. It's hard to find someone with a good sense of humor nowadays.

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LPac5295 27

Well... on the bright side your wife is fun loving and a jokester.

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addictionpool 10

not a fyl or ydi. more along the lines as badass. good job wife, now to prank her

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darthhera 11

Masculinity so fragile.

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zarrganaut 17

This makes me wanna try this on my boyfriend. He sleeps so much.

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nodai 13

Or you could own it, unless you're a wuss.

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