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By Anonymous - 18/05/2014 04:48 - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
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Come on, OP. Don't let gravity bring you down.

That sounds painful. I hope somebody helped.

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Just one of those days that it is the best to lay down go to sleep and don't get up till tomorrow.

Bad Luck Brian: Becomes a Lifeguard, Needs Saving

There's only one thing to do left... Sue.

Rainhawk94 27
mansen 15

And now I have the song 'A Boy Named Sue', running through my mind.

#49: Would she allow OP to do her? No? Never mind.

Capitan 15

geez thats rough. cement is no joke. I sincerely hope your okay op.

wow...that must have hurt you so bad. get well soon and try to climb the chiar again...

VengeanceChicken 12

sorry for stating the obvious here, but that sounded like it REALLY hurt. hope you're alright, OP!

skip_m 6

After all that you have no choice but to take a bow, pack your things, drive to another state, and change your name.