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What have you been doing for the dentist? I hope your dental work is free or at least discounted.
My dentist is an attractive woman. I WISH she’d compliment my tongue!😜😂😂😂
I really hope your dentist wasn’t Dr Hannibal Lecter!!
Have you ever been told that you have beautiful white eyeballs?
A good dentist also inspects your tongue for signs of problems (cancers etc).. mine once told me I have a "geographic tongue", whatever the hell that means.
How is that a fml?
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What have you been doing for the dentist? I hope your dental work is free or at least discounted.
A good dentist also inspects your tongue for signs of problems (cancers etc).. mine once told me I have a "geographic tongue", whatever the hell that means.