Love, Facebook and Scams: Loser - FML

Loser

By pwndbykidz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually three ten-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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xcgvx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:14

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iFRUiTTART 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:12

LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

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fail_gurl21 7

Friday 20 July 2012 8:50

lolz

squidbilly4life 0

Monday 26 November 2012 6:17

Why were you flirting with a "girl"on Facebook if you didn't know her? YDI

Ryan8878 21

Saturday 18 May 2013 7:58

*****, ***** everywhere!

Turock27 7

Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:17

You're not smarter than a fifth grader

burritosrgood 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:02

THOSE GURZ R BADASS AMAZING! Sorry that happened though...

FabCee 18

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:02

lol sucks to suck

hayleyblack2u71 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:00

My friend and I did that a few years ago xD (this one kid who what like 13 was @cutiepieboy from Instagram all over again ???)

alexanderavatar 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 18:08

wow 10 year olds think ur a loser fyl

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:35

Always ask to Skype.

johnceeeenaaaaa 5

Tuesday 15 March 2016 4:21

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML

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Today, I thought of the saying “TV killed the radio star”, because in the show I'm currently watching it is so dark most of the time that you can neither see people’s faces, nor what is actually happening. If that’s modern television, we might just as well go back to radio. FML

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Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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