Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 044
You deserved it 4 694

Same thing different taste

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Hang in there, OP. Parental fights can be really far-reaching in nature. I know I'm supposed to write something witty here (first comment after all) but I think it's more appropriate to be supportive here...

leelafry 16

I hope they paid the bill first.

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If their fights are so bad, they might have gotten kicked out, OP. Either way, they forgot to get you, so FYL.

Wow, your parents just suck. I agree you should wait by the car next time--unless it's really cold outside. Better yet, if you have a set of keys, get in the car and drive away and leave THEM there.

Alexthegreat475 13

You're parent models are defective. You need to trade them out for new ones

Shitty situation, but it may be that they noticed you left and were gone so long they decided to leave to teach you a lesson...

That really is horrible, you have my sympathies.

They most likely reason they left you there was to rush home to make-up with each other. Think about it, while you were walking home, your dad was probably pounding the living shit out of your mom during some wild make-up sex. There, no amount of liquor will get that vision out of your head

They probably rushed home for primal ball-slapping make-up sex.