Lost

By Icy - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML
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runmymouth 0

If she really was lying to you then good god that sucks.

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helpmeiamblind 0

You should Roman Soldier her ass, the stupid bitch. Her and her roommate. They both deserve a good dick-slap in the face.

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Acid80 3

Maybe her roommate has just pranked you!

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hai_im_bruno 0

She was in your pants the whole time wasnt she tsk tsk

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Kiwi_09 0

Ohhh snap! Well, maybe she used you as a cover story. Very possible. Or she's secretly Spiderman and hid on your ceiling. Not very possible. Either one :)

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skidbubble 0

dump that skeevy cheating ***** post haste!

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dimondlas 0

start making out with her room mate just as she walks in maybe even root [;

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pulpfiction_fml 3

Maybe you're just really bad at finding things. I'm gonna take a guess here, and say that you couldn't find her clit or her g-spot either. Otherwise she wouldn't need to visit her other boyfriend's appartment. YDI.

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