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By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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Who's that weird guy?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 10:59

Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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pzzzz 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 14:43

so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too

chinitabonita 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:45

were you wearing a watch?

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UGADAWG34 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:27

You have no game kiddo...

cowgod 0

Monday 14 December 2009 8:10

yeah what he should have done was yelled "**** TIME!!!" and stick his... never mind

isallwaysme 27

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:28

best pickup line ever.

chinitabonita 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:45

were you wearing a watch?

Master_Bait 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:27

thats what i thought

AllThatHit 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:35

op: hey ladies! so... what time is it? girls: uh...dont you have a watch right there? op: its broken girls: ...

Zic_fml 7

Monday 2 March 2009 14:29

you know the opener always must be about the weather!!!!!111

brivielle 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 22:32

that isn't a very catching opener

jvjanisse 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:28

are you in Georgia? I saw this happen... the guy was a passenger on a moped, more people laughed.

thebigO_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:44

you're a dork!

heatherjay 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:32

good one...

Sterling 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:36

Should have busted out the boyscout"i can tell the time of day by the position of the sun" trick might have saved ur butt

Mrmeatfold 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:23

I just shat a brick looking at your pic...

mister_moops 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:12

what kind of pick up line is that?

humanipod15 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:34

Too much of a Cliche! lol

pzzzz 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 14:43

so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too

mygiraffe 1

Friday 6 August 2010 12:39

win! agree

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:12

hahaha!

rhiley 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:10

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