Love language

By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
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mrlawlor7777 26

Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".

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Lorenzo1102 21

Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years

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Badkarma4u 17

To some men when a woman is doing simple chores around the house they find that very arousing. Washing dishes, doing laundry vacuuming. If it happens alot when you are washing dishes then it might be hot for him to see you do that.

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gearhead369 20

Sounds like he needs to be neutered! That'll help him to "calm down"!

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writerchic85 25

Next time you want to flirt with him, bring him a dead half eaten bird.

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Goblin182 26

Just be glad he didn't piss on you to mark his territory.

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bstout22 5

I thought I was as the only one who had this problem.

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