Love language

By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
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mrlawlor7777 26

Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".

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Lorenzo1102 21

Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years

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maxpaine1337 7

Strange, this usually works just fine on my fiancé.

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CTPope74 13

You would rather do the dishes then get some...your priorities are whack! Dishes can be done later

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leogachi 15

So can sex. You know, when the boyfriend is done being annoying.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

My boyfriend does that all time time. Not even close to a turn on. I feel like I have a humping dog, not a boyfriend

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gintwinsmoore 20

this was funny...thanks for the visual, OP!

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fsomelife 26

I'd say FYL, but YDI for dating a dumbass.

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MissBehavin77 18

Loosen up a little bit. My guy does that occasionally too and I just smile and laugh. He's probably just being goofy and having fun.

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leogachi 15

She doesn't need to loosen up just because her sense of humor is different. If she doesn't like it, he should just stop doing it.

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Bragi 12

You can't pause the dishes for some nookie? YDI.

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mangogummybear 3

Lol I feel yeah girl. mine does the same thing.

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