Kids: Lovely bundles of joy

Lovely bundles of joy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 14:00

Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:07

Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.

seximexi911 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:07

Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha

Comments

kortex_fml 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:55

Nuts and bitch doesent add up

asherm 15

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:57

Keep syringes full of Ativan, like little tranq guns. Or there's always pepper spray or stun gun. J/K people!!! Seriously though, people need to start raising, disciplining their children and not letting them get away with that behavior!

mabsc01 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:00

U need a new job

catman911 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:03

That is horrible. Who teaches their children those words.

jjmiller1001 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:16

Must be inner city w/ all the gang homies

Tdevonner 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:56

Ghetto or gang inner city children dont go around calling ppl bitch n kickin in the nuts for the hell of it. The real bad ones punch or use weapons if they feel wronged. Rich white kids in the burbs however are little devils since they kno they can usually get what they want by

rogermar000 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:30

Yah, I'm sure that's true.

Tdevonner 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:40

That is why I work in a proffesion where my patients are knocked out....n during the times they are awake, I can legal drug them if they piss me off lol

dayzz1 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:43

Reminds me of daddy day care haha fyl though sorry

Tdevonner 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:58

Throwing tantrums. Inner city kids may be bad but they kno that if they act like that it better damn well be worth the ass whoopin theyre gonna get when they go home. (sry id accisentally hit spill the beans in the middle of commentjng)