Kids: Lovely bundles of joy - FML

Lovely bundles of joy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 14:00

Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:07

Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.

seximexi911 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:07

Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha

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vanemi428 2

Friday 13 January 2012 1:40

Are u a pedo bear?

seahawksfan900 11

Friday 13 January 2012 2:12

Compton or what?

t765234 10

Friday 13 January 2012 2:40

Damn, at least in America they start cursing in first grade.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 13 January 2012 2:52

What's with the "bitch" and you having nuts?

Track1991 0

Friday 13 January 2012 3:10

Ya. They're hellians. Kids aren't normally that wild.

prettygirl47 5

Friday 13 January 2012 3:43

Someone should stop teaching in the getto.

lovestheice 0

Friday 13 January 2012 4:02

Sorry but I don't believe that all happened in one day.

kenzy960817 5

Friday 13 January 2012 4:05

Are you in the ghetto? like wtf is wrong with those kindergarteners?

fmlswag 11

Friday 13 January 2012 4:33

Well, your love for being a teacher must be a strong one!

maddienoelle 13

Friday 13 January 2012 4:53

RUN! run while you still can! (before they break your legs!)

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