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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 252

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 200

You deserved it 5 582

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 164

You deserved it 42 215

By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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You deserved it 3 773

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 543

You deserved it 3 826

By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 4 082

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2022 14:00

Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 348

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 499

You deserved it 12 228

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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You deserved it 6 995

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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You deserved it 1 434

acmariner99 25

Monday 2 September 2019 22:56

There is so much missing here. Wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions due to the lack of information.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 22:27

Don't date the illiterate.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 22:27

Don't date the illiterate.

acmariner99 25

Monday 2 September 2019 22:56

There is so much missing here. Wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions due to the lack of information.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:01

Or you could simply trust in the OP....

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 3 September 2019 4:19

It's the internet.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 3 September 2019 0:59

Sounds like the word "boy" exactly suits his maturity level. Time to trade up to an SO, OP!

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 3 September 2019 3:00

Sounds like he needs to grow up a bit.

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 3 September 2019 22:19

Lot of info missing. This really couldn't be anymore vauge unless the fml simply stated something happened..

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 3 September 2019 23:20

What was the misread text?

ZealousR47 4

Tuesday 3 September 2019 23:43

This is vague, there's two sides to every story.

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Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML

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Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

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You deserved it 285

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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Harsh

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