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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 252

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 199

You deserved it 5 581

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 164

You deserved it 42 213

By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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You deserved it 3 773

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 261

By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 4 082

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2022 14:00

Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 348

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 499

You deserved it 12 228

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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You deserved it 6 995

Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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You deserved it 1 433

acmariner99 25

Monday 2 September 2019 22:56

There is so much missing here. Wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions due to the lack of information.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 22:27

Don't date the illiterate.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 22:27

Don't date the illiterate.

acmariner99 25

Monday 2 September 2019 22:56

There is so much missing here. Wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions due to the lack of information.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:01

Or you could simply trust in the OP....

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 3 September 2019 4:19

It's the internet.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 3 September 2019 0:59

Sounds like the word "boy" exactly suits his maturity level. Time to trade up to an SO, OP!

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 3 September 2019 3:00

Sounds like he needs to grow up a bit.

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 3 September 2019 22:19

Lot of info missing. This really couldn't be anymore vauge unless the fml simply stated something happened..

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 3 September 2019 23:20

What was the misread text?

ZealousR47 4

Tuesday 3 September 2019 23:43

This is vague, there's two sides to every story.

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Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

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Guilt trip

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