Love and School: *Lust at First Sight*

Lust at First Sight

By brokenheart - 21/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 442

You deserved it 291

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You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 111

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 885

You deserved it 3 803

It's certainly some sort of proposal

By imaloser - 06/07/2009 23:27 - Canada

Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 412

You deserved it 4 299

Make up to…

By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 943

You deserved it 4 442

Silver linings and all that

By JadedAsHell - 23/05/2023 06:00

Today, my fiancé of 5 years left me for classmate of his. He says he feels more chemistry and a deeper connection with her, and if he moved forward with the wedding (most of which is non-refundable), he’d be marrying the wrong person, and it “wouldn’t be fair” to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 835

You deserved it 147

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 621

You deserved it 6 486

Close, but no cigar

By LisaM - 27/02/2023 04:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 113

You deserved it 142

Trading places

By Clarie Sierra - 03/06/2021 20:01

Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 291

You deserved it 341

By screwyouchris - 16/10/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 706

You deserved it 2 086

By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 921

You deserved it 3 521

Based_Arthur 20

Monday 21 May 2018 19:07

Well hey, at the very least you can laugh at him when things don’t work out a week from now :)

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 21 May 2018 21:05

If there's any justice, she won't feel the same way, and you can refuse to take him back.

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Based_Arthur 20

Monday 21 May 2018 19:07

Well hey, at the very least you can laugh at him when things don’t work out a week from now :)

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 May 2018 19:53

Sound like she graduated loaded with summa cum.

d3rpb0t 10

Tuesday 22 May 2018 4:48

Would've been better to replace "loaded" with "laude" tbh.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 May 2018 7:50

I thought of that, and I thought of “lauded,” but I thought “loaded” sounded enough like “laude” and has the correct meaning. I hope explaining my process makes the joke funnier! I doubt it did:(

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 21 May 2018 20:13

I get that signal from my penis all the time.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 21 May 2018 21:05

If there's any justice, she won't feel the same way, and you can refuse to take him back.

Davros 12

Tuesday 22 May 2018 0:05

Funny how if we're the one "getting dumped" we were wronged by an asshole, but if your the one getting INTO the relationship its "romantic". I guess it's all in our viewpoint.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 22 May 2018 4:09

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe?" sums this one up perfectly. I hope he's just as successful in getting that girl as Carly Rae Jepsen was at getting the guy at the end of her music video.

dexter420 21

Tuesday 22 May 2018 8:27

You gotta use that pinky

xercister 19

Tuesday 22 May 2018 20:06

All is fair in love and war... He'll figure it out soon enough and will post his own FML because you're unavailable.

withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 13:10

Your title sums it up perfectly. While I think people can leave relationships for whatever reason (if they don't want it anymore they shouldn't stay in them) I completely understand you being heartbroken over it. Especially since you yourself probably met people you found attractive and didn't decide to throw your relationship away just because some other person turned you on.