Cars, Bikes, Road rage and Transportation: Mad Maxine

Mad Maxine

By faza4327 - 06/04/2011 07:43 - Australia

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

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By lrn2road - 24/06/2014 15:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

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You deserved it 4 543

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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You deserved it 3 441

By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 425

Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 64 570

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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You deserved it 45 555

By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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You deserved it 4 243

Beep beep

By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 62 056

valalvax 13

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:03

report her plates, it's at least a $100 fine per kid

aussie_gemini 5

Wednesday 6 April 2011 16:49

it's illegal to smoke in cars with children under 16 here... although it's idiotic to smoke around any child, any time!

Comments

abby1029 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:43

..i wud of give the fingure and run away

aberle5 0

Monday 11 April 2011 0:01

hahaha that's worse than when someone tells me, and I quote phonetically, "U Ignit"

jwarwick 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:06

I'm glad she didn't just run you down...

Fireworxxx 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:06

No, honey, f HER life. Your's fine.

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:00

report her!>:D

gymnstemily92 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:15

How would u b able to tell? Huh?!?

coronapride 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:57

Ful fhl she needs help

AutomatonRider 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:13

Ydi for riding your bike in the road. That is what sidewalks are for.

HugoGoldman 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:06

You aren't supposed to ride bikes on the sidewalk as an adult.

2jellybellybean 0

Friday 20 April 2012 10:00

U shoulda been like: u should learn to shut yer legs!

WickedClownMCL 1

Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:54

So she smokes makes her uneducated huh? How many men that have founded America smoked tobacco from a pipe. How many of our soldiers smoke and still kik ass. I smoke. Im an Ex Marine that went to Desert Storm. Im currently a Veternarian. Smoking didnt ruin my life. HELL NO its not healthy, but it doesnt make us retarded.

TVKill3r 15

Friday 12 April 2013 18:15

She almost ran over a guy on a bike while smoking with three unbuckled children in the car. It wasn't that she was just smoking it was the combo of everything together moron.