Made his mark

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
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SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

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Solano2580 24

I really hate it when people use weird terms to describe things (even though it's implied, it's still unneeded)

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mine___turtles10 13

One does not simply not believe in toilet paper

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Jethco 15

Hooooooooooe baaaaaaaag

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username356 14

How can you be so sure it was him and not you ? Not trying to be rude just an honest question

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pinque 19

Then your fantasy turned into reality

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_unfckingknown_ 4

hahaha and that's why they make commercials for toilet paper

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