Love and Intimacy: Make him stop

Make him stop

By he’s just terrible at it! - 30/10/2018 03:00

Today, I had to finally accept that no amount of communication, directions, or diagrams will make my otherwise great boyfriend good at sex. When he's on top, he thrusts like the tin man with no oil. When I'm on top, he lays there like a sedated mattress. He refuses to try anything new. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML

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Can't be bothered

By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 20:00 - Germany

Today, I told my man that, in order to get me ready for sex within a minute whenever he wants, he only needs to relearn how to go down on me, which he used to do splendidly but has somehow forgotten. He apparently considers this too much effort and will rather keep groping me unsuccessfully. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2022 15:30 - South Africa - Bryanston

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML

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You go Glenn Coco!

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 17:07

Today, my very top boyfriend told me he was ready to try being the bottom. He moaned and complained about the pain the entire time, even though I got less than 2 inches in, and then got angry I was taking so long to cum. I thought I was the drama queen in our house. FML

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By whyeventry? - 02/08/2013 04:39 - United States - Neenah

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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rickAUS 22

Tuesday 30 October 2018 3:40

Sorry, but great boyfriend he is not. If he can't be bothered to take an interest in what really gets you going during your sexy time, he's not worth keeping.

riley873 21

Tuesday 30 October 2018 3:14

Well, time for a new boyfriend. First round's on me!

Comments

sherbear86 21

Wednesday 31 October 2018 4:56

If he’s not willing to put in some effort then he needs to go!

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 31 October 2018 19:57

He's not so great if he's not willing to do what it takes to please you, even after endless attempts to get through to him. Move on.

wannabemisanthrope 2

Thursday 1 November 2018 21:47

Maybe he's just not a sexual being and would rather do other things with you. Or he's just not interested in you anymore or is cheating on you.

Sophie Spielman 12

Thursday 8 November 2018 15:04

Don’t accept or settle girl!!!

anonurmom 12

Tuesday 29 October 2019 12:43

Just jam a finger up his ass lmfao

Ashton Burge 4

Wednesday 15 January 2020 3:03

next time try anal

IHaveThePower 16

Friday 10 September 2021 22:19

So...does he know what turns himself on? Maybe he's bad at sex because he's not enjoying it. Try some ****-watching together and see what kind of things he actually likes; maybe you need to extend beyond just thrusting to get it on.