Miscellaneous: Make it so

Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

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flagshipfail 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

well then you better address him as such.

pinkerbell 8

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

Your dad is awesome.

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mimiame 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:43

Ur dad is awesome!!! Hahaha

zaryia 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:44

Your dad wins.

guitarplayer546 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:46

As funny as this is, if it really annoys you try saying "captain prickard" and see what happens.

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:56

That's kinda funny

Kat123smh 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:01

lmaoo sorry parents can be very embarrassing!!

SlenderMan_fml 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:19

And for the love of god make sure its hot.

val2010 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:08

haha this made my day LOL

Fortitudine 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:16

You're dad is a bad ass then.... You're not worthy to be his number 1!

klunte 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:40

Your dad sounds ******* awesome!

cheer4ever96 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:58

You have a pretty awesome dad. Lol :)

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