Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0

well then you better address him as such.

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pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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flagshipfail 0

well then you better address him as such.

128 5
Keyman1212 14

They called me Captain Bitches in basic... Probably cause I was bitchin' awesome. Or because I bitched a lot...

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Do I like Kirk? Or do I like Picard

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duckman9 55

and it would also be a good idea if you would go back into the kitchen and make him a darn good sandwich, just to play it safe!

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eminemchick 19

24- spend every weekend at the renaissance fair got my name on my underwearr..

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enonymous 8

Number 1 let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that commander worf's head looks like a fanny would you join me in a laugh?

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scrapmetal58 9

Call him Locutus of Borg instead. And say "blow up the damn ship, Jean-Luc!"

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commietaco 0

(insert horrible insult about 65 here), it's not that funny.

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Pixxio_O 11

Shave your head and expect him to call you the same thing

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ktateprado 0

(insert a shut the f*** up for 78 here) I can do anything I want!

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maz_irken 6

Yes, I think I might be up for that!

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maz_irken 6

whoops wrong comment!

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AnonymousTroll 2

No Spock, it would be illogical to deny speaking your opinion about your own captain, especially since you are a good two posts into this conversation.

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Cokie_the_Clown 5

Call him Britney Spears if you want him to shut up.

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futurepharmer 6

you could also call him Professor Xavier.

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alex1432 9

When you're living under his roof you do what you are told, unless it's anything sexual then you call child sevices

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Came here to say THIS. OP's dad sounds awesome. Or OP could start calling him "Professor Xavier."

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mike3775 35

sounds like your dad is messing around with you. Just roll with it and play along

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daysgoby902 6

I agree. besides it won't be long before his hair grows back

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ktateprado 0

I say he pretends like he is 5 like his dad is doing. Fun times.

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pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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JumboSquidster 0

YOUR DAD ID AWESOME >:D

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steveakafranxy 7

#68 being funny didn't work out for you the first three times you posted, and this is no different

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ktateprado 0

Ahem 93 nobody asked your opinion on me so if you don't shutup I'll kick your ass granny style.

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maz_irken 6

I commented that I had commented on the wrong comment, on the wrong comment. -.•

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HannahForbesxo 13

Keep slapping his head until he answers.

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MrSassypants 33

Or rub his head and look into it to see your future.

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Gourmet_Taco 0

Spit on your hand then lovingly rub his head. Wash your hands after, please.

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BBeffedmylife 28

OR, make him a cup of Earl Grey and be satisfied knowing that your dad is AWESOME.

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DeathBunny218 37

you could call him captain pick arse and see what response you get out of him then

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Polo_X 0

Hmmmm....tell him he looks terrible bald and to make himself look better he needs to put pins all over his face and head. Then you can call him pinhead! The Hellraiser look is the latest fad...

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commietaco 0

you tried a little too hard. it's okay, we all do it sometimes.

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Polo_X 0

Thanks. Yeah, I want them to take this off now, haha! People around here don't respect pinhead I guess. Bad idea to bring him up :p

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commietaco 0

if we could delete comments for thumbs down, I would delete 2/3rds of my comments.

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